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Scottish Series and Nigella's Tagine
This year I joined the crew of Hobbes to compete in the Brewin Dolphin Scottish Series at Tarbert.
It was a fairly windy (and rather moist) weekend and we had to work hard,
but I got the feeling that we were moving the boat pretty well - she seemed to be sailing fast, and we made few mistakes with no disasters (!).
Definitely worth the aches and pains and we had a real blast yet still we only managed 8th out of 13 in our class.
Sigh. Must go faster.

On Rachel's recommendation we made up one of Nigella Lawson's "Express" recipes to freeze and take with us for one of the crew meals.
Lamb, Olive and Caramelised Onion Tagine
main meat nautical stew
Like all stews, this benefits from being cooked in advance, so it makes sense to cook this on a day when you've got time and reheat it when you're in more of a hurry

Ingredients
1kg/2lb 3oz leg of lamb, chopped into bite-sized pieces
1 garlic bulb, separated into cloves, but unpeeled Can this be right? We peeled ours to avoid the mouthful of skin!
1 x 350g/12oz can pitted black olives in brine, rinsed and drained to give 150g/5oz drained weight
100g/3oz caramelised onions, from a jar Or make your own by slow-frying two spanish onions in olive oil and butter. It just ain't that hard.
4 tbsp capers, rinsed and drained
2 tsp ground cumin
2 tsp ground ginger
1 x 75cl bottle red wine
Method
Preheat the oven to 150°C/300°F/Gas 2
Place all of the ingredients into a lidded casserole or heavy-based ovenproof pan, pouring in the wine last and giving everything a good stir.
Bring to the boil, then clamp on the lid and transfer to the oven. Cook for two hours, or until the lamb is very tender.
The quickest, and most suitable, accompaniment would be a bowl of couscous, pale and plain or studded with a can or two of chickpeas.
Rachel rather likes mashed potato!

The result is incredibly sloppy and tasted, well, mostly of red wine to be honest.
The olives in brine are frankly anaemic (better to use olives marinated in oil), and though it's possible the flavours would have mellowed and improved if left for a few days I don't think there's any substitute for just taking your time.
Express my arse.
Getting Here
Overview Map
The Complete Route
Hi Mum!
Mum's coming up for a visit and needs instructions, so here are loads (Thanks Google Maps!).
Fortunately though, driving through Edinburgh to Hawthornvale is pretty straightforward
since it's more-or-less a straight road with, I think, only one left turn.
At the very end.


Instructions
Portobello Map
Portobello
First you'll drive past Portobello...

You'll approach Edinburgh from the south along the A1,
You will pass the Edinburgh Bypass (A270) turnoff and continue along the A1,

Follow the A1 straight over the first roundabout you come at 'The Jewel',
where there's a giant Asda.

The Jewel View
The Jewel Roundabout
Milton Link To Portobello Map
Milton Link
to Portobello

Next you'll arrive at the Milton Link junction.
Here the A1 turns left, but you will go straight through these traffic lights
on the A199 "Sir Harry Lauder Rd" - a big curve of dual carriageway
with a speed camera on it (limit 40mph)

Approaching Milton Link View Milton Link View Sir Harry Lauder Road View
Milton Link and Sir Harry Lauder Road

Next you'll arrive at the new Portobello Road junction.
Go straight through these lights onto Seafield Road.

Portobello Junction View Seafield Road View
Portobello Road Junction
Overview Leith Map
Leith
Portobello To Leith Map
Portobello to Leith

Follow Seafield road for a couple of miles over a switchback railway bridge,
as it becomes Salamander Street, then Baltic Street.

Next you'll be driving through Leith...


Go straight through the traffic light junction crossing Constitution Street,
following the A199 from Baltic Street to Bernard Street.
(this is a slight bear away to the right).

Constitution Street Junction View Bernard Street View
Constitution Street Junction


Follow the A199 over the Water of Leith as it becomes "Commercial St".

Commercial Street View
Waters of Leith
North Junction Map
Commercial Street
Leith Map
Waters of Leith

Go straight through the the traffic lights at North Junction Street
where the A199 becomes the A901 "Lindsay Road".

Ocean Terminal and the Royal Yacht Britannia are on your right.

North Junction View North Junction A199 View
North Junction Street

Follow Lindsay Road for about a mile past the speed camera (30mph) to Hawthornvale

Lindsay Road View Approaching Hawthornvale
Lindsay Road
Lindsay RoadMap
Hawthornvale

Turn left onto Hawthornvale at the red* Lockies Cafe - just after the turquoise fencing on the right.

Follow Hawthornvale to the top.
Find somewhere to park!

Lockies Cafe View Lockies Cafe Corner Enter Hawthornvale View Hawthornvale Top View
Hawthornvale

* cream!
Cucumber Is Not Pizza
I'm on this health kick whilst I try and shake some of my vast expanse of gut.
As a punishment for eating the free lunchtime pizza at work I ate half a cucumber for dinner.
Wish I had a decent digital camera so I could record the true horror!

Cucumber Salad
salad veg vegan
Ingredients
Cucumber
Radish
Sweet/red onion
Red Chilli
Pine nuts lightly crushed peanuts would probably be better
Tarragon vinegar
Caraway seeds
Brown sugar
Prepared English mustard
Method
Thinly slice the cucumber, radish, chilli and onion.
Boil up the vinegar, caraway seeds and sugar to dissolve the sugar and reduce the vinegar slightly. Whisk in the mustard.
Strain to remove the seeds, pour over the vegetables and mix well.
Probably dill would have worked better than caraway seeds and peanuts rather than pine nuts, but I didn't have any.
Still, it was quite tasty, though I was pretty hungry - the pizza must have been wearing off.
Un-Dumped
I really want to [CENSORED] and understand you more xx

Sent:
02:25:22
19-04-2009

The girlies might be slightly less than keen, but we are hoping our enthusiasm will sweep them along.
I made them a tasty mango salad in celebration.
Way Hay!
More Fabulous Finns
Hurrah!
My Replacement Choccy Eggs arrived in double quick time, and completely safe and sound. Thanks in no small part to the extreme packaging measures taken by those Fabulous Finns.
Easter is saved - thanks guys!

Intact Mignons


Hi there!

I'm happy to report that my replacement Mignon eggs arrived very quickly and in perfect condition today thanks to your careful packing.
You have saved Easter!

Thanks VERY much.
Regards...
...karl

https://www.cookingwithkarl.co.uk/Cooking/html/Diary/2009-03-30-FabulousFinns.php
https://www.cookingwithkarl.co.uk/Cooking/html/Diary/2009-04-02-FabulousFinns2.php
Fabulous Finns
I ordered a batch of those fantastic Fazer Mignon Choccy eggs for Easter from the online Finnish shop Suomikauppa
nicely facilitated by their surprisingly slick and painless online payment setup.
What with the euro exchange rate being what it is this turns out to be a very expensive indulgence, but hey, can't get enough of those Mignons!
I spent the next two weeks(!) salivating in anticipation, and couldn't contain my excitement when the parcel finally arrived in the office and immediately ripped it open.
Things didn't look promising when a rain of crushed eggshell fell like confetti from the parcel, and sure enough, there wasn't much left of my dozen eggs.

Broken Mignons
However, a sad email to those really nice people at Suomikauppa started a surprisingly pleasant conversation which looks to be about to resolve itself with me receiving another batch of choccy eggs, hopefully in time for Easter!

Yep!

Hello there,

I received my order of Mignon eggs today,
unfortunately they were packed in a soft bag instead of a box, and the postmen seem to have jumped up and down on the parcel so all my eggs have been smashed to pieces.

I'm not very impressed with your packaging I'm afraid.
When sending delicate goods abroad, surely it would have been sensible to have used a box?

Regards...
...karl sourville

Hey,

Thank you for your mail. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience.
There are certain dimension restrictions on how large a mini parcel can be, and therefore a decision to pack the goods into a soft bag was made.
We have sent these same products this way all over the world without any difficulties, so to me this seems just an unfortunate one time mishap on the behalf of Finnish post offices.

Surely we will make this up to you any way you like.

Would you like us to send you these products again (in a hard cardboard box), or could we compensate this as a rebate to Suomikauppa?

If you could take photos of how smashed these products really were, we would love to have them over in order to be able to learn from this as of how to pack this sort of orders more securely in the future?

Kind regards,

Suomikauppa.fi

Thank you for your quick response,

Personally I would blame the British Post Office rather than the Finnish one!

I would like to take up your kind offer to replace the eggs, I have 4 which arrived (mostly) unbroken, so if you could send me only 8 more that would make me very happy.

Although I can see that you made a great effort to carefully wrap the eggs in paper, the cardboard egg containers are quite dented so substantial force must have been applied by the postmen.

I have attached a photograph so you can see the damage for yourselves, I opened the parcel and a shower of eggshell fell out like confetti at a wedding. It was very sad :(

Gratefully...
...Karl Sourville

Hey,

Thank you for the photo! I will forward this onto our packing. We will ship you the 8 eggs on today's post!

Kind regards,

Suomikauppa.fi

Hi,

Wow, that's really very nice of you,
and much more than I expected.

What terrific service!
Thank you very much....
...karl

P.S. https://www.cookingwithkarl.co.uk/Cooking/html/Diary/2009-03-30-FabulousFinns.php
Dumped
We are not compatible Karl. A week and 2 days and that phone call has made me realise that. Hopefully we can stay friends without doing any more damage. Xx

Sent:
18:04:36
18-03-2009

I've decided she deserves someone nicer than me.
Possibly someone who wouldn't publish her texts on teh interweb.
Fishy Friday
6th March 2009 - The Eldorado House
Fishy Salad
salad fish
Ingredients
Fillets of Sea Bream, cut into lozenge pieces
Sugar Snap peas, cut in 3-4 diagonal sections
Red pepper, sliced
Spring onion, in thick diagonal slices
Figs, sliced into thin segments (skin on)
Mixed salad leaves

Dressing
Pot yoghurt
¼ Pot double cream or less, the flavour is surprisingly noticeable
Dijon mustard
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Juice of 2 mandarin oranges
Salt & pepper
Method
Mix the salad and shake up the dressing.
Grill the Sea Bream pieces skin-side first.
Serve the dressed salad over the leaves, and scatter with the fish.
Really delicate flavoured fish, with a fine, moist flesh. The pieces only need turning over briefly to finish.
Not really sure about the dressing, but it went well enough. It's tricky to get the balance of flavours just right. Not too much cream, not too little mustard.

Fishy Salad

Fishy Razors
starter fish
Ingredients
Half dozen Razor Fish/Razor Shells/Razor Clams
Fennel seeds
Olive oil
Butter
Diced tomato
White wine

Method
Clean the Razor Shells, fry the fennel seeds in the hot olive oil, add a large knob of butter and add the Razor Shells.
Once they open, throw in the tomato, allow to soften, add a generous dash of white wine, reduce briefly, serve.
The Razor shells were rubbery and gritty. Perhaps I overcooked them?
Soaking them in salty water, and perhaps feeding them with a little flour might help to flush through the sand also. Mind you - the gritty bits in our ones weren't just sand but possibly chunks of shell.
The flavour with the fennel seeds was nice though (I tried this because we didn't have any herbs). Perhaps try the same technique with another shellfish - mussels perhaps?
Looking around the intertubes it seems most people thoroughly clean their Razor Clams before they use them, cooking them briefly to get them open, then cutting off the end of the digger, and removing their guts.
I suppose you could then serve them back on their shells or roll them in flour/cornmeal to fry.

Fishy Razors