Chicken Pie Mark 2
  
	After my first watery chicken pie disaster I've been reluctant to subject the girlies to a second
	round, but seeing as how I have a lot of spare chicken since I had to roast one up because I need the bones to make
	
stock to make 
gravy
	for 
Christmas dinner, I'm going in....
	
	First time I attempted a chicken and leek pie with the girls I left the fried shredded leeks and onions whole,
	and just covered them with cream and milk, without mixing this up into a roux. Damn those internet recipes.
	This curdled during cooking and the resulting stringy, runny mess totally alarmed the girlies,
	who don't like to see too much of what they're eating.
	We also made the mistake of making our own pastry, which was fun, but took all bloody evening.
	This time I decided to try blending all those nasty vegetables away so as not to spook the horses,
	to make a 
really thick roux to make damn sure the sauce is going to thicken,
	and cheat outrageously by buying the pastry ready made.
	It would have helped if I'd bought enough pastry to line the dish as well as making a top,
	but we made do by blind-baking the offcuts from shaping the pie top which almost covered the
	bottom of the pie dish.
	Personally I like the way pastry gets soggy with pie juices,
	but you could always skip the base if you think soggy pies are gross.
	
	You can serve with boiled potatoes and the lemony 
carrots Ricard
	if you don't want the girlies to eat any, or with a nice 
winter salad
	if you are desperately trying to make room in your belly for Christmas.
  
    
    Disaster by Karl
    Chicken Ham and Leek Pie
    main meat fowl cheese
  
    
  
    
    	
    
  
    Serves Eight Eldoradoes
    
  
    
    
      1 roast chicken, meat shredded
      ½ lb ham, thick-sliced, cut into pieces
      butter
      2 leeks
      1 onion
      4 cloves garlic, sliced
      6 mushrooms, sliced
      1 pint milk
      4 Tablespoons cream
      3-4 Tablespoons plain flour
      1-2 teaspoons mustard
      cheese, grated 
      salt. Plenty of salt.
      2 packs puff pastry
    
  
    
  
    
    
      Preheat the oven to Gas Mark 7/220°C.
      Line a large pie dish with the puff pastry and bake the dish blind
      (you probably don't need to use baking beans as the puff pastry seems to stay down pretty well) for 15 minutes
      or until the pastry puffs and starts to turn golden.
      Don't bake it too dark or it will be difficult to scoop the pie off the bottom of the dish.
      
      Meanwhile sweat the leeks, onions and garlic in butter until they soften,
      then add the sliced mushrooms and cook until they start to shrink.
      
      When the vegetables are cooked through, add enough milk to blend this mixture and purée the fuck out of it to
      completely disguise all those horrible vegetables, especially the mushrooms,
      which no one likes.
      
      
      Shred all the meat off a medium roast chicken and cut up the ham into bite-sized pieces.
      
      Melt another four tablespoons of butter and add around 4 tablespoons or so of plain flour,
      fry it up until it begins to colour, then gradually add milk, whisking to make a nice roux.
      When you have a reasonable paste, next time start adding the vegetable purée
      and continue whisking in until all the purée is used up,
      adjusting the consistency with extra milk as necessary.
      
      Add the shredded chicken and ham pieces,
      a teaspoon or two of english mustard (I considered using Dijon,
      but I was rather afraid the horrible "bits" might scare the girlies) to taste,
      and finish off with a generous slop of double cream.
      Season with 
plenty of sea salt
      
      
      Reduce the oven to Gas 4-5 (180-190°C).
      Fill the pie dish with this mixture and cover with the remaining puff pastry sheet.
      (You 
will have bought enough pastry, of course).
      
      Bake until golden on top (you can glaze with milk or beaten egg
      if the girlies haven't yet lost interest and wandered off to play on their Wii)
      for 30-45 minutes whilst you 
ruin the vegetables.
      
      
    
 
  
  
  
    By Karl
    Winter Salad
    salad cheese
  
    Serves 4
    
  
    
    
      ½ red cabbage, thinly sliced
      4 sticks celery, thinly sliced
      1 red onion, thinly sliced
      1 red pepper, thinly sliced
      ½ dozen gherkins, thinly sliced
      dozen green olives, pitted, halved
      small pack mangetout, sliced diagonally into pieces
      4 carrots, grated
      red chillies, seeded, sliced
      thyme (or other fresh herbs - tarragon might be nice)
      thick-cut smoked bacon slices
      3 cloves garlic, sliced
      feta cheese
      rocket
      
      
      juice of 2 limes
      1 clove garlic, crushed
      green olives
      2 teaspoons capers
      gherkins
      olive oil
      salt
    
  
    
  
    
    
    	Slice your vegetables
      Cut the bacon in to strips and fry them until they start to crisp up.
      Throw in the sliced garlic towards the end of the frying to colour.
      Dry this on kitchen paper and mix with the other salad ingredients,
      adding the cheese last so it doesn't break up too much.
      
      Process the garlic, olives, capers and gherkins with the lemon juice,
      then whizz in the olive oil to make a thick pungent dressing and season.
      
      Dress the salad and serve on the rocket.
  
      
    
   
  
    
  
    
    
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They actually taste a lot better if you fry them separately until they lose most of their moisture and colour up nice and golden before adding them to the sauce.