Cucumber Is Not Pizza
I'm on this health kick whilst I try and shake some of my vast expanse of gut.
As a punishment for eating the free lunchtime pizza at work I ate half a cucumber for dinner.
Wish I had a decent digital camera so I could record the true horror!
By Karl
Cucumber Salad
salad veg vegan
Cucumber
Radish
Sweet/red onion
Red Chilli
Pine nuts
Tarragon vinegar
Caraway seeds
Brown sugar
Prepared English mustard
Thinly slice the cucumber, radish, chilli and onion.
Boil up the vinegar, caraway seeds and sugar to dissolve the sugar and reduce the vinegar slightly.
Whisk in the mustard.
Strain to remove the seeds, pour over the vegetables and mix well.
Return of the Eldorado Girls!
Un-Dumped
I really want to [CENSORED] and understand you more xx
Sent:
02:25:22
19-04-2009
The girlies might be slightly less than keen, but we are hoping our enthusiasm will sweep them along.
I made them a tasty
mango salad in celebration.
Way Hay!
More Fabulous Finns
Hurrah!
My
Replacement Choccy Eggs arrived in double quick time, and completely safe and sound.
Thanks in no small part to the
extreme packaging measures taken by those Fabulous Finns.
Easter is saved - thanks guys!
Fabulous Finns
I ordered a batch of those fantastic
Fazer Mignon Choccy eggs for Easter
from the online Finnish shop
Suomikauppa
nicely facilitated by their surprisingly slick and painless online payment setup.
What with the euro exchange rate being what it is this turns out to be a very expensive indulgence,
but hey, can't get enough of those Mignons!
I spent the next two weeks(!) salivating in anticipation,
and couldn't contain my excitement when the parcel finally arrived in the office and immediately ripped it open.
Things didn't look promising when a rain of crushed eggshell fell like confetti from the parcel, and sure enough,
there wasn't much left of my dozen eggs.
However, a sad email to those really nice people at Suomikauppa started a surprisingly pleasant conversation
which looks to be about to resolve itself with me receiving another batch of choccy eggs, hopefully in time for Easter!
Yep!
Hello there,
I received my order of Mignon eggs today,
unfortunately they were packed in a soft bag instead of a box,
and the postmen seem to have jumped up and down on the parcel so all my eggs have been smashed to pieces.
I'm not very impressed with your packaging I'm afraid.
When sending delicate goods abroad, surely it would have been sensible to have used a box?
Regards...
...karl sourville
Thank you for your quick response,
Personally I would blame the British Post Office rather than the Finnish one!
I would like to take up your kind offer to replace the eggs, I have 4 which arrived (mostly) unbroken, so if you could send me only 8 more that would make me very happy.
Although I can see that you made a great effort to carefully wrap the eggs in paper, the cardboard egg containers are quite dented so substantial force must have been applied by the postmen.
I have attached a photograph so you can see the damage for yourselves, I opened the parcel and a shower of eggshell fell out like confetti at a wedding. It was very sad :(
Gratefully...
...Karl Sourville
End of the Eldorado days.
Dumped
We are not compatible Karl.
A week and 2 days and that phone call has made me realise that.
Hopefully we can stay friends without doing any more damage. Xx
Sent:
18:04:36
18-03-2009
I've decided she deserves someone nicer than me.
Possibly someone who wouldn't publish her texts on teh interweb.
Fishy Friday
Fishy Salad
salad fish
Fillets of Sea Bream, cut into lozenge pieces
Sugar Snap peas, cut in 3-4 diagonal sections
Red pepper, sliced
Spring onion, in thick diagonal slices
Figs, sliced into thin segments (skin on)
Mixed salad leaves
Pot yoghurt
¼ Pot double cream
Dijon mustard
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Juice of 2 mandarin oranges
Salt & pepper
Mix the salad and shake up the dressing.
Grill the Sea Bream pieces skin-side first.
Serve the dressed salad over the leaves, and scatter with the fish.
Fishy Razors
starter fish
Clean the Razor Shells, fry the fennel seeds in the hot olive oil,
add a large knob of butter and add the Razor Shells.
Once they open, throw in the tomato, allow to soften,
add a generous dash of white wine, reduce briefly, serve.
Still, it was quite tasty, though I was pretty hungry - the pizza must have been wearing off.