23rd February 2023 - David Wolves-Den
  Dinner Party Dining - Course Two - Vegan Feast
    
  
    Today's class is a Vegan delight.
    Of course this class would happen to coincide with a bizarre nationwide shortage of cauliflowers.
    My Local Fucking Supermarket™ even limited sales of its grape-sized cauliflowers to three per customer!
    Coincidence?
    
    Also, WTF is vegan cream?
  
  
    
  
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
  
    By David Woffenden
    Roast Cauliflower Steak
    main veg vegan
    
      
    
    
      WTF is vegan butter. Isn't that just what we humans call margarine?
    
    
  
    Serves 1 Vegan per Steak
    
    
    
      - vegan butter
      
- fat slices of cauliflower
      
- thyme
      
- a few garlic cloves, peeled, halved
      
 
- 1 white onion or shallot
    
      Pre-heat the oven to 180°C.
      Peel and halve the onion or shallot.
      Cut thick slices from the centre of a decent-sized cauliflower.
      Heat some oil in a frying pan and fry the cut side of the onion until caramelized. Set aside.
      Put in the cauliflower slices and brown both sides.
      Add (vegan) butter, garlic and a few sprigs of thyme and baste the cauliflower with the frying flavoured butter until well coated and beginning to cook.
      If the frying pan is oven-proof put the pan with the onion into the oven, 
      otherwise decant the pan contents and the onion to a baking tray and bake until the cauliflower (and the onion) is softened and cooked through.
      
      Sprinkle with panko breadcrumbs or toasted pine nuts for extra crunch.
      
    
    
   
  
  
  
    By David Woffenden
    Cauliflower Purée
    side veg vegan
    
    
      - cauliflower
      
- almond milk
      
- salt & pepper
    
      Cut the cauliflower into florets or pieces and poach in enough almond milk to cover until the cauliflower is softened and cooked through, allowing the milk to reduce in the process.
      Purée in a blender, adding only as much of the milk as necessary, to a smooth paste.
      Season.
      
    
   
  
  
  
    By David Woffenden
    Vegan Cream Sauce
    sauce veg vegan
    
    
      It seems that there are many things called vegan cream.
      I used one by Alpro made with soya.
      They mostly consist of a ground vegetable matter blended with gum to give it some of the appearance and consistency of dairy cream.
      Yum!
    
    
    
    
      - vegan cream
      
- garlic, sliced
      
- thyme, leaves
      
- white wine
      
- lemon
    
      In a small pan sweat garlic and thyme leaves in white wine until the wine is reduced.
      Add the vegan cream and bubble gently over a low heat until the mixture is amalgamated and thickened.
      Freshen with a squeeze of lemon juice, or a grating of lemon zest.
      
    
   
  
  
  
    By David Woffenden
    Grean Beans with Almonds
    side veg vegan
    
    
    
      - green beans
      
- flaked almonds
    
      Trim your beans, and simmer them in boiling salted water for a minute, so they're cooked still retain some bite. Drain.
      Toast the almond flakes a little in dry frying pan to bring out their flavour.
      Dress the beans with the almonds.
      
    
   
  
  
  
    By David Woffenden
    Vegan Fondant Potato
    staple veg vegan
    
    
      WTF is vegan butter? Oh wait, I already did that.
      
      These are pretty much identical to regular fondant potatoes. And equally delicious.
    
    
  
    
    
      - potato
      
- oil
      
- vegan butter
      
- vegetable stock
      
- thyme
      
- garlic
    
      Peel and cut your potato into attractive fondant shapes - barrels, cubes, etc.
      Heat a layer of oil in a frying pan and fry to colour all the potato surfaces.
      Add vegan butter and some garlic and thyme and baste the potato with the foaming flavoured butter.
      Add vegetable stock to reach the top of the potato and place in an oven for 30 minutes or until the potato is softened.
    
   
  
  
 
Even with vegan butter.